I thought I was going to waste an hour or two of my life(well isn't that all I'm doing here) by going to see Dane Cook at an U.S.O show today. I was a bit surprised by his performance, not the typical Dane that I've seen on TV/movies . He was way less annoying , so much less that I did not even once think load my weapon .
I still got up and went outside half way or less through his show. I did though accomplish what i had set out to do! which was to score an autograph or something for some skank. I couldn't figure out anything for him to sign so I brought a shitty picture and had him write "dumbass" and sign it. I also
got a little video of him saying "hi" to my ex ho. I called her afterwards , she didnt care.
Did that "!" fuck you up? I promise I was not excited
